I hate college.

(you probably shouldn't watch this video if you enjoy: the absence of misogyny, not feeling icky)

Okay. I don't really hate college. It's pretty okay. But I definitely hate "college." "College" as in: inventing ludicrous new ways to drink shitty beer. As in: constant displays of anxious masculinity. As in: "The best four years of your life." As in - well, see above.

I pretty much avoid the whole idea as much as possible, but now I have to hear it on hip-hop radio? Are you serious?

It seems incredibly fucked up that anyone would celebrate paying thousands and thousands of dollars to do as little as possible, while getting as drunk as possible, for FOUR FREAKIN' YEARS. Especially now.

Incidentally, Asher Roth sucks, and I don't get why anyone thinks he doesn't.